Part one: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/161915548/0/0 Part two: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/162763872 [spoiler] Longface has transformed the entire Flood into Tranny versions of their former self using the power on the most powerful one, Lincoln. With his army, Longface marched from group to group targeting everyone that landed in his melancholy stare. The First group he targeted was Yolk, a darker version of LLC. Its leader, Elbow Macaroni put up quite the resistance against Longface and his invading forces. He slew many of the hindered ones before he succumb to the influence of them. Before then, Longface approached Elbow and grab his face... “Join me and my cause, or die and become one of them...” Longface as he points at the trannified Alpha, AFlower, Gustav, Spen, TARG3T, Camfour, Otis, Kashmir, Steve, Panda, Chains and the seemingly endless line of hindered ones. Elbow cursed Longface, he retorted and backhanded Elbow with a fury plushy giving to from Crunchyboi before he had him trannified with the other furries of the Flood. All the hindered ones gather around the defeat Elbow and striped him from his gender. One of us, one of them. Longface then traveled to Wayward, allowing Ktan to take this one. The admins of his sanctuary pleaded to their former master, it was no use. With the raise of his hand he wiped out the entire group in a blink of an eye trannifying them all. The next group to fall before Longface was The Flood Sanctuary. Once the conquer Longface step in a tumbleweed rode across his feet. It seemed deserted, so he didn’t waste him time searching so he moved on. Whispering can be heard as he exits. “I think it’s gone… See told you playing dead works!” His conquest was nearly complete; he conquered over 50 groups in mere hours. Longface was prepared to rebuild the Flood in his own image. The only thing that was left was to hunt down the remnants of Bungie and Activison. As he approaches the door of the traitorous company, he is approach by Charlemagne, the Great. The presence of this mentor force Longface to leap back in awe. He could’ve sworn he was defeated along with the army of Desticles long before he began his grand conquest. Longface ordered his armed of Trannified flood to kill the mentor and take his private parts. A blinding beam of light gleamed down unto Charlemagne as solid gold Spartan armor began to materialize and with it neon Energy Sword. One swipe, hundreds of Trannified Flood was mowed down, collapsing like colorful dominos. The Trannified Otis tried to take Charlamagne by surprised by jumping on his back with Bant-Saiyan attempting to remove his urethra. They are blown away by a shock wave triggered when Charlemagne went super saiyan. Longface refused to accept defeat, so he too powered up raising his autism level to over 9000. He charged at Charlemagne with all his might. When the two blows collided, the planet was then destroyed. From Outer Space, Vien watches from his ship while being massaged by two sexy Sangheili babes. “Simulation is completed… [b]WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT! [/b]“[/spoiler] The End.