Out of nearly 100 religious preferences on the form and they don't have Pastafarianism? This offends me just as much as I'm sure it offends our lord and savior the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarians are discriminated against in modern society. Anti-spaghettic actions like this one [b]cannot[/b] be tolerated.
R'amen.
Edit: The rest of the test was mindlessly easy. Those complaining are scrubs that should get good. But the religious discrimination that my people suffer is unacceptable.
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Our pasta, who art in a colander. Draining be thy noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum. On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our Garlic Bread, And forgive our indulgences, As we forgive those who make reality TV. And lead us not into vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza, For thine is the Meatball, The Noodle, and the Sauce, Forever and ever. RAmen