Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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trending! Again...
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1250+ replies! Good job guys!
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Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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Putin when he says he's not trying to annex all of Ukraine
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Giving a 12 yr old fire team lead at Skolas. The US government. That guy on death row who claims he's innocent. That guy down the block who winks at little boys. That Prince in Nigeria. AT&T, Verizon. The woman who claims she's "not like the rest". Cosmo And, as I said before...my ex-wife.
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FNA-blam!-INATROCIOUSFANDOM fans who- apparently- don't masturbate to FNA-blam!-INATROCIOUSFANDOM porn.
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A condom that's been sitting on your dashboard for a year with the wrapper open.
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My cat typing with punctuation.
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Gravity
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A Titan in denial that thinks the Sunbreaker isn't Op [spoiler]and a Hunter that says he doesn't use the glitch. o3o[/spoiler]
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Master rahool
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Tyrone Biggum guarding my Crack stash
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Mexican tap water
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When im on pornhub and theres those adds that be like "Hoes within 2 miles of you want to f*ck"
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Edited by Smeef: 10/16/2015 11:13:05 PMThe milk man
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A condom
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-blam!-boys
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Clean in a first wipe after taking a massive dump.
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A wild tiger as I am wrapped in steak
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deez nuts, john cena, miley cyrus, my ego and baby dog breath.
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Obama
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Car salesman.
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A condom that has been in my truck for 20+ years.
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A pedophile telling me he got a lollipop for me if I enter his mini van blindfolded.
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A clopper[spoiler]don't look it up[/spoiler]
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Charlie Sheen's drug dealer.
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Donald trump to not fire immigrants
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The bum's sad as story I just heard at the gas station.. I gave him 2 dollars and a cig If it was luke smith , I would literally shit in my own hand and slap him with it
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Bar nuts.