When I was thirteen my parents went to church every Sunday, and made sure that I attended Sunday School. One Sunday a friend had stayed the night and parents decided to bring the poor guy along. This was a Southern Baptist church and he was Catholic, so I was worried he might feel weird. He ended up being fine with it, but before Sunday School he told me the most -blam!-ed up joke I have heard in my life. Keep in mind I'm 25 now and have worked in a truck stop for years. Fair warning: If you get offended easily, this spoiler isn't for you. [spoiler]Seriously, it's messed up.[/spoiler] [spoiler]One night an eight year old girl woke up and had to go to the bathroom. She went down stairs and discovered that the bathroom was already occupied with someone in the shower. The little girl yanked open the shower curtain and discovered it to be her mother. "Mommy, what are those!?" The girl asked while pointing to her mothers chest. "These are breasts sweetie." The mother said patiently. "When will I get them?" Asked the child. "Probably in a few years, no go back to bed." With that the girl followed her mother's orders and went back to sleep. The next morning the girl awoke and needed to use the bathroom again. When she got downstairs she found that the bathroom was again occupied with someone showering. The little girl yanked open the shower curtain and found that it was her father. "Daddy what's that?!" The little girl exclaimed while pointing at his groin. "That's a penis." "Oh, when will I get one?" The girl asked innocently.[/spoiler] This is your last chance to turn back. [spoiler]"Probably in about 30 minutes when your mom goes to the grocery store."[/spoiler] I'm sorry.