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Edited by rj: 10/13/2015 5:58:06 AM
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Whoever can tell the funniest/interesting/amazing/cringey(if that's how you roll)/making fun of yourself/tifu(how you messed up) detailed personal story here. It's just $20, why not? 45mins of working. Just a really really awesome factual description of something that really happened to you. Everyone has at least one thing. Share this post too!

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  • Edited by NinjaTheFlaccid: 10/13/2015 10:25:59 PM
    I was cycling home from work a couple of years back, was wearing lycra 3/4 length bib shorts and it was raining + bloody cold, around a mile from home i was busting for a piss so decided, as i was soaking wet it wouldn't matter if i pissed myself as i was going to wash the kit anyway, in my mind i though that it would just soak into the material, couldn't -blam!-ing believe it when it just started arcing out of me straight through the lycra, absolutely no resistance at all, sadly i was cycling past a full bus stop, i can still see the look of confusion/laughter/shock on people's faces as i "wizzed" by.

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