Let's start with an immature joke to lighten the mood:
[spoiler]i have your mom on my strings :)(:[/spoiler]
Now on to the real point:
Please, do you have any source to your 93%? No? Well that's a damn shame. See, statistically 87% of these forum percentages are made up, of the remaining 13%, around 60% of those points are biased to the users poll and don't represent true empirical data. Of the remaining 40% that isn't biased, around 33% (or roughly 1/3) is incorrect data pulled by immature means. 100% of this came from my ass, quite like your statistic!!
Forgive this people for supporting hobbies they like. How arrogant of them for directly hurting you by forcing you to buy things and pay 2 win. I know you will need these emotes to win. Oryx in hm must be danced to death! How ridiculous. I can't stand these people minding their own business and doing things they enjoy. How insulting! Surely, bungie only delivers shit products and these people eat it. It's not like they've ever made a successful video game franchise or know what people enjoy about their games. Forgive them.
Now I know a bungie employee is currently pointing a gun at your head, forcing you to buy emotes, but luckily I have contacted him and told him to not press the muzzle as roughly against your head. Hopefully you're now in a more comfortable situation. If you need any assistance being forced to buy these emotes, please Contact me at kissmyass@gmail.com. Thank you for your time!
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Hmm none of that drivel had anything to do with the point of my post but keep typing essays of nonsense if you'd like.
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You're not too clever if you don't find the point in the satire. Not my problem, but the point still stands.
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There is no point, your post is a bunch of convoluted irrelevant sarcastic remarks that don't even remotely touch the topic of this thread.
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Here, you seem inept, so since you failed to see the point gothalion simplified it for you https://twitter.com/gothalion/status/654012031645929472
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There is absolutely a point. Your failure to see it does not mean it is not there. Either way *not my problem*