"Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, into improvement."
your incessant whining is neither informative, nor shameful apart from upon yourself, nor is it witty or in anyway interesting to read.
Calling it satire doesn't change what it is, sadly.
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