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[spoiler]Time to make a 'praise Uruguay' thread.[/spoiler]
Never let the flame die out! Praise Uruguay! Post Lenny!
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I'm currently in an intimate relationship with a snickerdoodle. Why? Well, I loved cinnamon on basically everything. Cinnamon on pancakes. Cinnamon on waffles. Cinnamon on biscuits. Cinnamon on toast. Anyways, I loved cinnamon, so you can imagine my excitement when I found out about snickerdoodles. I nearly shat myself after having my first one. Well, here's where things get tricky. When I went through puberty I wanted something to feel good on my cock. So I was like "Oh shit! What if I put my cock in a snickerdoodle?!" I did. I put my cock in a snickerdoodle and was like "Yo. This feels gud. I want to marry this doodle." So I did. Now I'm happily married to a snickerdoodle. We haven't had any kids on account that it is an inanimate object. Don't tell her I said that. She won't let me fûck her when she's pissed. That aside, ask me anything about it. I won't judge if you want to post snickerdoodle pr0nz. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one will report me because fûcking a snickerdoodle is too socially acceptable.