I agree with the others here, your 'satire' is crap. There are some legitimately funny satire posts on the forum, this isn't one of them. You've just picked a topic which is all over the forums, spammed some stuff out and stuck a satire tag on it, along with other tags like #iquit Etc, which kind of makes it redundant. But yeah, grats on 'fooling' people with your massively unoriginal post.