Green text story? Green text story! Be me. Be Titan, master race. Be playing mayhem clash. Be playing by myself because friends are still raiding. Forget I'm in a party chat with 6 other people. Forget to mute mic. Be me just finish off over half the enemy team with sexy hammers. Watch a hunter jump into the air like a nub. Shoot at said nub. Watch him draw a bow shot at me. Dodge and laugh because I'm fan--blam!-ing-tastic. Watch him shot 2 more times and miss me. Kill the noob. Turn around to see a fellow ally Titan get roasted by landing Falling hewrlock. Be a smart Titan so turn and run like a boss. Watch an enemy Titan, in all his glory, pull out a hammer and run towards me. Be still being chased by hewrlock as well. Turn at angle to run from both because, not a dumb hunter or hewrlock. Notice an ally dumbter has killed a warlock. Run towards him so my pursuing hammer-timer and Palpatine want-to-be will focus on him. Am so close to making my great escape, the song starts playing in my head. [i]Throw it away, forget yesterday!*[/i] Watch the damn warleech selfrez! Be me Be surrounded Be excepting the inevitable Turn to my fellow enemy Titan Jump over his hammer he throws with love Try to embrace him with a hug... To the face with my fist Watch as his last hammer finds its way to my face Apparently, while this was happening I was saying, "sweet, a free kill hunter. Oh shit! Bow shot!!! He missed, lawl, oh shit another one, damn he missed again. Can he actually Miss again?! He did!!!" Turn around, "oh -blam!- my homie just got turned to titan-fried-chicken, nope not getting me you little gliding bitch." Turn around again, " oh god no! A hammer timing hoe!!! Run, run for your -blam!-ing k/d ratio!!!!!, turn around another time, "sweet a hole! I can still make it!!!" Watch the selfrez and turn around for the final time, " alright you bitches have me but imma still punch you, you hammer timing little bitch!" After I died I could hear the laughter coming from the head set. All in all I would rate this a 7/10.