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10/11/2015 3:46:56 PM
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"Hey thanks man, was practicing some parkour but slipped and dislocated my leg" pops left leg back into place "I'm just glad someone else was actually up here!"
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"You were trying to parkor up a building" -He holds his head in disbelief-
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-nods over confidently "Yep!" *sighs* "Not the first time I'll admit"
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"Right well I think i'll show you a better way of getting around" -He grabs you as he jumps of the building to another-
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-grins cockily- "Now this is my kinda guy!" -shakes free and lands with a heavy impact PK roll on a gravel roof-
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-He lands easily without damage-
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-looks impressed- "Allow me to the introduce myself" -bows formally- "Konrad Excelsior Curze at your service, parkour expert and master card sharp at your service"
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"Right Theron" -He pulls out a soda and drinks it-
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"Nice to meet you" -holds out hand to shake-
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-He drinks his whole drink and put's it in your hand then clicks his tounge and jumps off the building-
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-grins briefly then follows off the building-
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-You see he jumps onto another building with ease and wall runs it to an alley and goes around a corner-
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-jumps onto the buildings roof, then jumps down easily Into The same alley in front of Theron-
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-He sidesteps him and continues running hiding in a nearby crowd-
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-continues into the crowd casually and waves at Theron, pulls out a card and motions for him to check his pocket-
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-He checks his pocket-
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-Theron pulls out an ace of spades with a tracker on it back- -Conrad starts sprinting toward Theron-
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-He throws it back and drops into a sewer-
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-rolls over and picks up card and continues sprinting- "Those we're collectors edition man!"
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-He stays silent as he pops up behind you and you feel a gun to your back- "Checkmate"
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"Only if you have a clip" -holds up magazine- "I must have forgotten to mention I'm also a master pickpocket"
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"Right I have a second gunner" -You notice a flash of light from a scope on a nearby building-
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Edited by KonCur: 10/11/2015 4:53:40 PM-turns around grabs the gun and does a barrel roll to left out of the second gunners view- "You can have the clip back" -throws him the magazine- "You forgot about the round in the chamber" -winks, and sprints around a corner-
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"Right this is where Tempests are great" -He reverses tome (-30 min) and dodges from you taking the gun and takes the clip and runs-
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-grins after taking out a playing card-
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-The card is shot out of your hand-
