Inb4ninjas, this is related to offtopic please dont move thread
[b][u]Pegboi Lazer[/u][/b]
[i]It is said that Deej was a pegboi. His legacy lives on. [/i]
Exotic perk: [b]pegboi deej[/b]
Enemies hit will instantly have a peg shot up their ass and will fall over, awaiting there fate.
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[u]Scrotums End[/u] (exotic rocket launcher) [i]retrieved from the fires of crota's ass, this mighty tube of penetration was implanted where it was after Oryx came home drunk one night and raided his wife's bedroom for sex toys.[/i] Exotic Perk: Brown Rain [i]Launcher now fires wet, brown shit missiles that home in and perform cluster damage. Extra damage against Crota and oryx as it reminds them of how it got there[/i]