I'm a horrible person.
I pretend to be on the phone when I walk past tramps so I don't have to give them change.
I wait till my girlfriend is asleep then sneak downstairs to play destiny.
I spend £20 on FIFA points and tell my girlfriend I only spent £10!
I hide sweets around my house so I don't have to share them with anybody
Watching old people eat makes me want to vomit.
I step on spiders and put salt on worms in the garden.
I do all that but you my fried are worse and that concludes my insult.
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Does salt on worms do anything? Think they gotta be like in the same family as snails and slugs.
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I meant to say I put salt on them just before I throw them in the fish pond. My fish like their dinner seasoned ......
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Ahhh...well that's very nice of you!
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I laughed my friends dead grandma