I'm a horrible person. I pretend to be on the phone when I walk past tramps so I don't have to give them change. I wait till my girlfriend is asleep then sneak downstairs to play destiny. I spend £20 on FIFA points and tell my girlfriend I only spent £10! I hide sweets around my house so I don't have to share them with anybody Watching old people eat makes me want to vomit. I step on spiders and put salt on worms in the garden. I do all that but you my fried are worse and that concludes my insult.