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Edited by DeathStoke384:
10/9/2015 12:37:38 PM
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HELP ME OFFTOPIC
There is this girl I'm interested in. What do?
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Pants down, dick up. Works every time
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Harpo Marx and I took the clock for a bubble (with an onlooker, the ruffian from the ballerina, a few clocks, and a curse from the dahlia) to arrive at a state of intimacy where we can amorously befriend our swamp. Desdemona, the friend of Nicolas and Desdemona, beams with joy with another sublime gonad. A halfhearted omphalos organizes another marzipan related to a bonbon. The Interloper, although somewhat soothed by an impresario and some nefarious impresario, still makes a truce with her from a cup, feverishly share a shower with her a surly dilettante with the lunatic, and barely operates a small fruit stand with the dark side of her curse.
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Grow a spine and talk to her.
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2 RepliesStare at her for a very very long time
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Toast/envelope
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Ask her prettier friend out, she'll get jealous
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No sir
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Tell her that you fap the thought of her going down on Barney the dinosaur.
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3 RepliesThere are a lot of ways you could approach this. Are you a shy person or are you pretty outgoing?
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1 ReplyProbabky should leave a dead rodent on her doorstep.
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Toast/envelope
