Minivans make the innocent want to hurt people. They incite violence in peaceful people. When someone has to get home after a long day of work, there's always a minivan struggling to hit 55 after two minutes of accelerating. They make even the nicest people angry. They are of the devil. Only poor people and the mentally retarded drive such a disgraceful vehicle. Who so ever drives a minivan wastes valuable time when accelerating; not only for themselves, but those behind them.
We must outlaw these abominations and the wicked souls who drive them. They must be criminalized.
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Ban minivans not guns