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Edited by Tiber of Astora:
10/8/2015 8:31:18 PM
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Pseudo-petition to outlaw minivans and the people who drive them.
Minivans make the innocent want to hurt people. They incite violence in peaceful people. When someone has to get home after a long day of work, there's always a minivan struggling to hit 55 after two minutes of accelerating. They make even the nicest people angry. They are of the devil. Only poor people and the mentally retarded drive such a disgraceful vehicle. Who so ever drives a minivan wastes valuable time when accelerating; not only for themselves, but those behind them.
We must outlaw these abominations and the wicked souls who drive them. They must be criminalized.
[spoiler]Long live the six cylinder and up![/spoiler]
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6 RepliesGive a minivan a W16 [spoiler]Buggati Veyron Engine[/spoiler] [spoiler]Two V8's[/spoiler] problem solved
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1 ReplyReported.
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1 ReplyI drive a V6 Chrysler Town and Country Limited (2001). That car kisses the road real nice, surprisingly.
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3 RepliesNew Chrysler minivans with the 3.6L V6 make 283hp and will smoke the tires. Plus they have a close ratio 6spd and get up to speed quickly... For a minivan. What do you drive?
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1 ReplyTrain: 1 Minivan: lol damn
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4 RepliesNot signed A minivan served my family well during a 12 hour trip across Australia
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4 RepliesEdited by Rhynerd: 10/9/2015 5:01:57 PM[quote]When someone has to get home after a long day of work, there's always a minivan struggling to hit 55 after two minutes of accelerating.[/quote] As a member of a family that owns a minivan, I must attest that our minivan was owned by the fastest member of the family, and the car matched her with ease. My father, who had been through many a car, of many types, was impressed the speed it got when allowed to (albeit it was most likely in a way you would add "for a minivan" to the end of). The vehicle was a typical Toyota Sienna, a poster child of minivans if I ever saw one. Perhaps the issue is within the drivers? Either way, the minivan is faster than my 4Rhynerd, if you wish to purge based on speed and/or acceleration, then you pose a threat to my vehicle, [i]and I will not lose another Rhynerd so easily.[/i] [b][i]AND IF YOU DARE CALL MY FAMILY POOR AGAIN THEN I WILL DEMAND THAT YOU BE WILLING TO LIVE UP TO THE CONSEQUENCES, EITHER THROUGH PISTOL OR BLADE.[/i][/b]
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1 ReplyBrah, i only drive a van cause they were all out of priuses.
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1 ReplyBut what about soccer moms?
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1 ReplyIs my white panel van still good?
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1 ReplyI've noticed on the highway minivans have the highest per capita rate of swerving around at 150km/h never signaling thinking their time is more important than everyone else's
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2 RepliesYou ever tried fitting a family of 6 in a car? Plus groceries, or luggage, or bikes? And it's not the vehicle, it's the people driving. With ours we pass sports cars on the highway, while we're fully loaded too. [spoiler]I don't own a vehicle yet, but when I do it will be a truck (cause I hate getting in and out of cars). Then once I have a family I will get a mini van.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNo How else am I suppose to get free candy? That's like, in the bill of rights man
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1 ReplyDeath to the minivan!!!
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1 ReplyEdited by Tiber of Astora: 10/16/2015 1:11:58 AM[quote]#OutlawThePoor[/quote] Thine swag is pathetic. Pray tell, wouldn't you agree that my swag is superior to your... Aha. Mediocre dressing attire.
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16 RepliesWhats wrong with them going a bit under the limit? You're not an Ambulance or a Firetruck, nowhere you go today has any importance.
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1 ReplyNever understood why parents bought mini vans. Suvs, while slightly more expensive, do the same things plus more. F[i]u[/i]ck mini vans. Buy suvs.
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Petition to recall [b][u]ALL[/u][/b] minivans.
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6 RepliesBan guns not minivans
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2 RepliesMi mum drives a minivan
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3 RepliesBan minivans not guns
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2 RepliesBamp.
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