The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by Lunafox: 10/7/2015 9:23:12 PMYo Momma is so dirty, I got harpies by knocking on her front door. ... Yo Momma is so big Oryx couldn't [i]take her.[/i] ... Yo Momma is so fat, she needs a new ghost every time she respawns. ... The only difference between the Queen and your Momma…is that the Queen spits. ... Your Momma is so stupid, she thought the Titans built the wall of China.