Alright Guardians, I need some cheering up. Prove to me this forum isn't all salt. All salties will be muted.
Tell me your funniest Destiny stories, best moments, etc.
Yes, I know there are other posts like this. But the more fun the better, right?
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OP: hey neighbour! Can you help a buddy out and lend me some sugar? Need to bake a cake. Me: no problem man! Sure thing. *hands op a bag of caster sugar that is full of salt Op: thanks mate! Me: no problem! He'll never know 😈
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Bump of shame... Maybe I'm just having a bad week. Either way, more cheer needed.
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Shake it like a polaroid picture?
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One time I was running the Tanniks strike and in the final boss room, a vandal stretch band kept flying around the ceiling the whole fight. It still made the screeching noises vandals make, so I knew it wasn't dead.
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I have a crush on oryx, guess you could say he's taken my heart
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When you run into an exotic sword on crucible for the first time and they block your heavy, secondary, primary... so all you can do is stare as they come to -blam!- you
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Fire team of titan and 2 hunters (I am one of the hunters) Titan: Dude why the -blam!- theses adds sponging my bullets? Fuuuuuuuck! *guardian down* Hunter: its cause you're a titan you skrub hahaha oh wait shiiit!!!!! *guardian down*
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Sparrow ramming...myself... Don't ask
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All those times I popped a super and fell off the map. Such fail.