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This just in, the Pocket Infinity is STILL the best gun in the game. It will out DPS even the Year 2 Invective!!* It is also rumored by verified sources that the #pocketinfinity will have something to do with the Sleeper Stimulant quest, which might herald a Year 2 Pocket Infinity as well.
[spoiler]the cake is a lie[/spoiler]
For some reason, the Fourth Horseman has four barrels, even though it has five rounds in the magazine??! This in some ways makes it inferior to the Pocket Infinity, which is both unique AND logical. So much for the Fourth Horseman.
In other news, the famous YouTuber LifeOfYourParty is one of 'the geys,' as told by reputable sources. The clan known as 'The Ethereal Gaurd' is harboring this wanted man and must be stopped.
This concludes the first Edition of The Pocket Infinity Only biweekly (except on the holidays) newsletter.
Always remember my friends, keep it classy. Keep it Pocket Infinity.
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I 100% agree with everything said in this newsletter. How is the Pocket Infinity NOT the best ever?