Yo momma is so ugly Alak-Hul slayed an army of thrall for her. Yo momma's singing is so bad Oryx sent her a job offer. Yo momma is so fat that when she came to visit you in the tower other guardians tried to capture her gaze. Yo momma is so ugly that when she went into the cellar Golgoroth said, "DAMN!" and ran away. Yo momma is so fat that when she flew into the tower Holliday detained her for brining in ten pounds of crack. Yo momma is so nasty that when she burped Rasputin thought the Darkness had returned.