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Edited by Proto_Type17: 3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!

The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going! Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!

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  • Edited by Ronin Tanuki: 10/7/2015 7:31:39 AM
    Yo momma is so ugly Alak-Hul slayed an army of thrall for her. Yo momma's singing is so bad Oryx sent her a job offer. Yo momma is so fat that when she came to visit you in the tower other guardians tried to capture her gaze. Yo momma is so ugly that when she went into the cellar Golgoroth said, "DAMN!" and ran away. Yo momma is so fat that when she flew into the tower Holliday detained her for brining in ten pounds of crack. Yo momma is so nasty that when she burped Rasputin thought the Darkness had returned.

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