Your mom is so fat, Guardians built the last safe city around her. I did Vault of Ass with your mom last night, I took control of her plates, my spire formed, and I let in my light. Your mom is like Tess Everis, She takes my Special orders for free. But now she wants silver :( Your mom is so stupid the Vex worshiped her. (Vex worship what they can't understand) Your mom is so ugly, Oryx mistook her as Crota and withdrew his fleet. Your mom is so pale that the speaker says he hasn't seen light like hers in ages.