The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mom is so fat, Guardians built the last safe city around her. I did Vault of Ass with your mom last night, I took control of her plates, my spire formed, and I let in my light. Your mom is like Tess Everis, She takes my Special orders for free. But now she wants silver :( Your mom is so stupid the Vex worshiped her. (Vex worship what they can't understand) Your mom is so ugly, Oryx mistook her as Crota and withdrew his fleet. Your mom is so pale that the speaker says he hasn't seen light like hers in ages.