every body be happy happy................ happy like a bipedal daschund wearing a Chiquita banana hat and a bright ink tootoo, riding a Canadian goose bare back with a margarita in one hand and a tommy gun in the other singing Im an Oscar Mayer Wiener, while the goose who ate a bowl of prunes is dive bombing a Justin Beiber concert. Every one sing with me. Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me. Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd never want to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. There would soon be nothing left of me!