Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes! I'll start: Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC. Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time. Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age. Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland! -Best Jokes so Far- ZombiesH8Me [spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler] PurpGreen [spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler] Vicious_Rev [spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler] harrcparn13 [spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote] [quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote] [/spoiler] Vilyn117 [spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler] kingofdemons10 [spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler] Cheese Sando [spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums. Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler] Goomy 123456 [spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler] Frank The Tank [spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler] btheimer21 [spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass. Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler] HASEEB1 [spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler] -Grimztorm- [spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide! Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her! Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice! Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler] Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys! Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all! Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)