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Edited by MichaelO26M:
10/4/2015 11:25:19 AM
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Destiny's "Ten Commandments"
Hello guardians.
We have gathered here today in order to assemble the Destiny's Ten Commandments.
I'll start. Add your own, if it's good, I'll edit it in here.
1. 'Thou Shalt Not call for nerf"
2. 'Thou Shalt always risk your life for heavy ammo'
3. 'Thou Shalt Not question the Grind'
4. 'Thou Shalt Not question RNG'
5. 'Thou Shalt only T-bag when appropriate'
6. 'Thou Shalt dance when danced with'
7. 'Thou Shalt accept as many duplicates as xûr sees fit'
8. 'Thou Shalt honor thy Vanguard and Cryptarch'
Credits: Pokemonmd, XreesyboyX, cultist 513, Shaba Anab, OpaPaNax
Edit: spookymalv... you spooky bastard
[spoiler][quote]1. Thou shalt have no gods before RNGesus.
2. Thou shalt not idolize the Cryptarchs
3. Thou shalt not take the name of RNGesus in vain.
4. Remember to keep holy the Reset Day.
5. Thou shalt not cry.
6. Thou shalt not troll, unless the subject is deserving of such treatment.
7. Thou shalt not set raid requirements.
8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Exotics.
9. Thou shalt not AFK in strikes.
10. Thou shalt teabag in Crucible, for it is a Holy tradition dating back centuries.[/quote]
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Thou Shalt not Rant Thou Shalt not Spread Elitism Thou Shalt enjoy the Fruits of Destiny
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number 4 should read :Thou Shalt Not Question the wisdom of RNGesus Idea for #9: Thou shalt always use your super when it is least helpful to the fireteam
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Shut the -blam!- up
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1 ReplyThou shall grind even though they say i hate this game
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Honouring the cryptarch might b a push
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You need two more. How about: Thou shalt not anger Rahool Thou shalt wave when waved to Idk. I'm not that creative, but we need two more.
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2 Replies1. Thou shalt have no gods before RNGesus. 2. Thou shalt not idolize the Cryptarchs 3. Thou shalt not take the name of RNGesus in vain. 4. Remember to keep holy the Reset Day. 5. Thou shalt not cry. 6. Thou shalt not troll, unless the subject is deserving of such treatment. 7. Thou shalt not set raid requirements. 8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Exotics. 9. Thou shalt not AFK in strikes. 10. Thou shalt teabag in Crucible, for it is a Holy tradition dating back centuries.
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Nobody obeys no.1
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2 RepliesThou shall attempt to contribute names to the community (Like Crotate, Ogerlite, Crota's belend, Iron Banana)
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Thou shalt always punch the boss when thy team calls for a wipe
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Praise me
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Edited by Dona: 10/5/2015 3:16:53 AMThou shall kill every final bosses with eyes close or you're not worthy. You pathetic peasant.
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if these really were the 8 commandments by the traveler then every guardian on b.net is a dirty heretic
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Thou shalt give me tacos
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1 ReplyI feel like I just lost all my braincells looking at this
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Thou shalt not lie with a shotgun as you lie with a primary.
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Thou shall not eat into thous mic
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1. Thou shall shut the -blam!- up 2. Thou will stop bitching about so much shit it ain't even funny 3. Thou shall not run into fire for an engram or I'll kick your goddamn ass out of my fireteam 4. Thou shall only team bag when said person your tea bagging is a goddamn scrub 5. Thou shall not bitch on the forums about anything 6. Thou shall not bitch about -blam!-ing lag except for when everyone else sees it 7. Do I need 3 more -blam!-ing points? 8. Apparently I do 9. Bitch please 10. Commandment number 1: -blam!- the hell off
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Thou shalt throw money at the screen. [spoiler]:)[/spoiler]
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Everyone needs to do 5 last match I had a dude kept tbagging after every shotgun kill and that's all he used
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Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's faction gear. Or: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's exotics.
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1. 'Thou Shall Not reply to a comment or post you don't like, bumping it for all to see'
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4 RepliesThou shall only do one more court of oryx
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Thou Shalt not enter Iron Banner with Sub-par gear
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Thou shall not pass the loot cave
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Thou shalt love thy materials from thy raids
