Are you?
I am the greatest thing that ever happened to crucible, without me teams wouldn't win. I am the reason trials teams don't win or they go flawless. SmoggyPluta envies me. Triplerekt won because of me. Shesmynerf sucks, plain and simple fact. I hold the fate of teams, like a small fragile little bird. I am the reason you lose when you're playing crucible solo. I am the guy at the bottom of the leaderboard.
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I shower. Bathing doesn't work as well.