I will name a country after you

I praise the God of video games

oh holy sarge

[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/66628413/0/0]Totally not a troll[/url]

I shall build a grand castle for you, with a sculpture of your face set upon every wall, and you shall have an unlimited suply of wishes, at the expense of one human being stabbed to death upon every wish.

We are trending...all praise me

Fgt. Praise my dick.

The Flood died years ago, m8.

The forums have changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great lennys. Three were given to the ninjas, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the flood, great miners and craftsmen of the forums. And nine, nine lennys were gifted to #gaming, who above all else desired power. For within these lennys was bound the strength and will to govern each sub-forum . But they were all of them deceived for another lenny was made. In the land of #destiny , in the fires of The taken king, the dark Lord Deej forged in secret a master Lenny, to control all others and into this lenny, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Lenny to rule them all. . One by one the free lands of B.net fell to the power of the Lenny. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of the flood and #gaming marched against the armies of #destiny and on the slopes of The taken king, they fought for the freedom of b.net. Victory was near but the power of the Lenny could not be undone. It was in this moment when all hope had faded that Noiselesspurse, son of the King, took up his father's banhammer. Deej, the enemy of the free peoples of B.net was defeated. . The Lenny passed to noiselesspurse, who had this one chance to destroy #destiny forever. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the Lenny of power has a will of its own. It betrayed noiselesspurse to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth and for two and a half years, the ring passed out of all knowledge until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Lenny came to the creature Cozmo who took it deep into the tunnels of the #recruitment and there it consumed him. The ring brought to Cozmo an unnatural long life. For 10 years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of cozmos sub-forum, it waited. . Destiny crept back into the crap-posts of the flood. Rumour grew of a DLC in the East, whispers of a nameless fear and the lenny of power perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Cozmo. But something happened then the lenny did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a 1 year, A gamer of #gaming. For the times will soon come when #gaming will shape the fortunes of all...

I brought a piñata shaped like grif

Happy birthday.