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10/2/2015 10:39:15 PM
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Bungie, please nerf...
Yes, you heard me right. It needs to be nerfed. I got Destiny 2 weeks ago, and although I'm technically a noob, I'm a lot better than most of the scrubs I play with. I consistently defeated Skolas solo without Ghorn, and many raids as well. However, every time I go on LFG looking for a team, I am excluded and called a "ground-fag" because I do not have the tumbler. Even when I play with my friends (who got the game when it came out) are always done with boss fights by the time I get there, and looking really cool doing it because their sparrows are vastly faster than mine. Often times I'll join a strike, and immediately the other two in my fire team do these amazing triple backflips and spins, and I just leave immediately. Not being able to backflip into Atheon with the finesse of Nastia Liukin and McKayla Maroney's lesbian love child makes me throw my controller at my TV and cry myself to sleep.
About 5 million people bought Destiny when it first came out, so assume about that many pre ordered The Dark Below. Now that Destiny has been ported to the next gen consoles, MILLIONS MORE players (myself included) are being left out and insulted because we didn't preorder an overpriced $20 DLC.
If this isn't fixed before TTK, I'll have no choice but to stop playing Destiny, and my ~90 hours will have been for nothing. None of you earned the sparrow, so no one has the right to complain. Bungie please
nerf.
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7 RepliesArrr ya ready, scrubs? Aye, Aye, Bungie! I can't heeeearrrr yooouuuu!!! AYE, AYE, BUNGIE!!! Oooooohhhhhh... Who lives in the Raid Area under the Reef? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! Annoying and glitchy and laggy is he? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! If useless materials are something you wish... Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! The join in mid-raid, and whine like a b*tch! Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBooosssssss NerfPaaaaaaants!
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14 RepliesThe sparrow you get from the Redbull quest is also a tumbler.
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Arrr ya ready, scrubs? Aye, Aye, Bungie! I can't heeeearrrr yooouuuu!!! AYE, AYE, BUNGIE!!! Oooooohhhhhh... Who lives in the Raid Area under the Reef? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! Annoying and glitchy and laggy is he? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! If useless materials are something you wish... Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! The join in mid-raid, and whine like a b*tch! Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBooosssssss NerfPaaaaaaants!
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1 ReplyWhat needs nerfed?
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6 RepliesAwww 90 hours is soooo cute ;)
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1 ReplyCongrats! You beat skolas! That must have been SO hard with over leveled friends! I am in awe at your sheer skill! If you don't have that sparrow who cares, your true skill must make up for it
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Is it just me? Cuz this post is... I can't understand what it is he's talking about.
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You're not serious are you?
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3 RepliesThe salt is strong in this post.
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I do tricks on a White Sparrow.
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2 RepliesButt Hurt is that you?
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stfubitchhoe
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3 RepliesLOL HAS TO BE SATIRE. For two reasons. Sparrow nerf? How ridiculous can that be? And secondly, and most obviously, Skolas solo. Solo. As in, no-one else? So, that Taint that kills you didn't affect you? HAS TO BE SATIRE.
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2 Replies#satire?
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Lol love it
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26 RepliesBwahahahaha. This is funny. Now I'm gonna pull my Tumbler out and play around with it again, just for you cupcake.
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I don't need tumbler to do tricks
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11 RepliesI think i missed something cause all I understand is that you are a few crayons short of a full set. Nerf the sparrow? Destiny players are Nerf happy.
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You've summoned me. As well please put satire on that. Just please.
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You've summoned me. As well please put satire on that. Just please.
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24 RepliesYou're the idiot that doesn't realize that the new sparrows are faster than the old tumbler. Maybe you should PAY ATTENTION or just put your special helmet back on...
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Bun gee pls
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Nice satire
