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Edited by PhraustStryke: 10/6/2015 11:06:35 PM
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Yo'moma so fat! If anyone walks in her shadow... [i]They get weight of darkness x10![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she drops into the tower Eris cries out... [i]He is here![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a crucible match Lord Shaax says... [i]You're crushing them![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she walks by Eris she says... [i]What horrors have I seen![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drop into a patrol... [i]People think it's a warsat public event![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! She went to the reef for a makeover and Prince Uldran said... [i]and why, would we, do that![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a nightfall... [i]The modifier is a calorie burn![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she runs lamps... [i]Thrall run away from her![/i] Yo'momma so dumb! I told her to clean up adds in the Vault of Glass... [i]She brought a bottle of Windex![/i] Yo'momma so fat! All of her armor perks say... [i]Carry more heavy![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When Oryx took her... [i]He put here back![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she logs into Destiny... [i]The Bungie servers go down![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she gets kicked to orbit... [i]Her error code is whale![/i] Cayde-6: "Hey you know that big hole in the rings of Saturn? Well that didn't come from the dreadnought. Yo'momma just had to fart!"
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  • [quote]Yo'moma so fat! If anyone walks in her shadow... [i]They get weight of darkness x10![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she drops into the tower Eris cries out... [i]He is here![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a crucible match Lord Shaax says... [i]You're crushing them![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she walks by Eris she says... [i]What horrors have I seen![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drop into a patrol... [i]People think it's a public event![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a nightfall... [i]The modifier is a calorie burn![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! [i]Thrall run away from her![/i] Yo'momma so fat! All of her armor perks say... [i]Carry more heavy![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she logs into Destiny... [i]The Bungie servers go down![/i] Cayde-6: "Hey you know that big hole in the rings of Saturn? Well that didn't come from the dreadnought. Yo'momma just had to fart!"[/quote] Hahaha

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  • [quote]Yo'moma so fat! If anyone walks in her shadow... [i]They get weight of darkness x10![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she drops into the tower Eris cries out... [i]He is here![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a crucible match Lord Shaax says... [i]You're crushing them![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she walks by Eris she says... [i]What horrors have I seen![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drop into a patrol... [i]People think it's a public event![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a nightfall... [i]The modifier is a calorie burn![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! [i]Thrall run away from her![/i] Yo'momma so fat! All of her armor perks say... [i]Carry more heavy![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she logs into Destiny... [i]The Bungie servers go down![/i] Cayde-6: "Hey you know that big hole in the rings of Saturn? Well that didn't come from the dreadnought. Yo'momma just had to fart!"[/quote]

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  • Oh snap!!! That's so good!

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  • That last one... Savage.

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  • Edited by PhraustStryke: 10/2/2015 8:31:33 PM
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  • hello police? i would like to report incidents of savage shots being fired

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  • The eris ones!!!

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  • Lol at the Shaxx and public event ones

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  • [quote]Lol at the Shaxx and public event ones[/quote]

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