Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason Brother Vance is blind.
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Yo mama so fat her farts create an over soul
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Yo momma is just like a green engram, everyone gets a piece.
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Yo momma so fat she thought sepiks prime was a chocolate tim-bit
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Yo mama makes Phogoth look like the queen of the reef
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Edited by ObjektivePanzer: 10/3/2015 12:09:37 AMYo mamas so big, the dreadnaught is her dildo
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Bump for later
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Yo mamma so fat, that the Hellmouth is her butthole! Lol
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Your mommas so ugly that Bungie modeled Golgoroth after her.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, The Hive went back to sleep.
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Yo mamas so ugly xur thought she was a "strange" coin
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Your momma is so ugly she came from the summoning Pitts.
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This thread is absolute GOLD
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Yo mamas so fat she called the Traveler 'son'
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Yo mama so stupid, she threw money at the screen. Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to buy an uncommon emblem from Eva levante. Yo mama so ugly, an ogre would rather drink bleach than look at her.
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Yo Mama smells sooo bad, and is sooo fat that I don't have time to explain, why I don't have time to explain.
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YO MAMA SO FAT when she jumped into the pool, NASA found water on Mars
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Yo mama so fat when she joined a crucible match Lord Shaxx said, "You're crushing them."
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Ghost "here's what's we know on your mom. 800lbs, 6 feet tall, always hungry,".
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Yo momma so ugly she doesn't need helm of Saint 14 to blind
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Yomoma is so ugly that people will run into titan bubbles with helm of saint.
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Edited by ExtraMusician19: 10/2/2015 8:43:34 PMYo mamas so fat when she self revives it takes her 3 hours to come back!
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Yo Mama is such a slut she made a new shader called Hoewho. That's all I got and it's probably been said before.
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Yo mama so fat she breaks all the corners of time
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Yo mamas so fat the ghost can even dycrypt what type of dyabeties she has
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muted for being 10