Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Edited by PhraustStryke: 10/6/2015 11:06:35 PMYo'moma so fat! If anyone walks in her shadow... [i]They get weight of darkness x10![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she drops into the tower Eris cries out... [i]He is here![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a crucible match Lord Shaax says... [i]You're crushing them![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she walks by Eris she says... [i]What horrors have I seen![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drop into a patrol... [i]People think it's a warsat public event![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! She went to the reef for a makeover and Prince Uldran said... [i]and why, would we, do that![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a nightfall... [i]The modifier is a calorie burn![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she runs lamps... [i]Thrall run away from her![/i] Yo'momma so dumb! I told her to clean up adds in the Vault of Glass... [i]She brought a bottle of Windex![/i] Yo'momma so fat! All of her armor perks say... [i]Carry more heavy![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When Oryx took her... [i]He put here back![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she logs into Destiny... [i]The Bungie servers go down![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she gets kicked to orbit... [i]Her error code is whale![/i] Cayde-6: "Hey you know that big hole in the rings of Saturn? Well that didn't come from the dreadnought. Yo'momma just had to fart!"
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Yo mMa do fat if she was Atheon she'd fall off both sides
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Yo mama so fat that when she joins a crucible match, Lord Shaxx says "You're crushing them."
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Yo momma so stupid, she thought deej was a DJ
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You mom so fat she broke the bekenstein limit. Your mom so ugly the gorgons dont gaze at her. You mom so dumb she thought the traveler was the name of your spaceship.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears chatterehite people think shes the traveller!
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Yo mamma so ugly, she killed the traveler!
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Yo mamma so fat, when she farts, the Hive calls her "Boomer".
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I think the chatterwhite joke won lmfao!
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Edited by fresh blood911: 10/3/2015 2:51:56 AMYour momma so fat, she walked passed your tv on day one and just finished walking by now!
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Yo mama [i]sooo[/i] ugly not even Oryx would take her.
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Yo mama...is so stupid...she thought Crota goes on a salad.
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Yo mama so boring she hangs out with Toland at parties.
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Yo mama so fat she couldn't get past the first gate on Vog
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought the sleeper stimulant was a pill that put you to sleep! Yo mama so ugly, Hive Wizards thought she was an ogre that needed taming! [spoiler]Yo mama so fat, when the Vex Axis Minds found her she was the first incomprehensible thing since the Black Heart![/spoiler]
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Edited by ProAdamantium88: 10/3/2015 1:27:27 AMYo Mama so dumb she tried to put bread in her Seraphim Toaster.
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Yo momma so fat she craps phogoths
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Yo momma so ugly the Shield brothers fled and never came back
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Yo mama's so stupid she joined the Heirs of Sunlight because she thought it'd make her blonde. Praise The Sun
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Edited by Ninjapilot121: 10/3/2015 1:01:12 AMYo momma so ugly, even Oryx said she'll never be considered "Taken." Yo momma so fat, the whole traveler had to be her ghost. Yo momma so dumb she bought a legacy Engram. Yo momma so fat the sunless cell is her belly button. Yo momma so ugly Titans hung her pictures on the city walls to keep the fallen out. Yo momma so fat she gotta use the Dreadnaught for a Sparrow.
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"These engrams are older than your mom!"
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Yo mama so fat the Gorgons caught her in orbit. yo mama so fat when she enters the crucible lord shaxx says, "You're crushing them!"
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Yo mama so fat that even the oryx death blast from the dreadnought would bounce off her and destroy the dreadnought
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You momma so ugly she made eris morn blind!
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Yo momma is so stupid, she pulled out her Ethernet cable [spoiler]During the 8th match of Trials[/spoiler]
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Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason Brother Vance is blind.