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Edited by Juno:
2/24/2016 8:09:11 PM
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Destiny YO MAMA Jokes
Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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1 ReplyYo momma plays a hunter...
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Edited by novasam333: 10/3/2015 6:59:41 PMYo mama so dumb she brought Johnnie Cochran to the court of Oryx Yo mama so dumb she thought commander zavala was a Mexican albino
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Yo mama so fat she's a social space.
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11 RepliesEdited by DINO DELUSIONAL: 10/3/2015 4:06:28 AMYo mama"s so ugly the gjallerhorns wolfpack rounds attack her.And yo mamas so fat when she farted in space. It caused the traveler to lose it"s senses
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You momma so fat that RNG didn't want to touch of malice her
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she's my heavy weapon.
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yo mama is so ugly the gorgons erased themselves from time
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Yo mama so fat she can hold all three confluxes.
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Your momma so fat the fallen thought she was another servitor. She was so ugly the hive thought she was a wizard. She was so unwanted that oryx didn't even want to take her.
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2 RepliesEdited by Bros Love Toes: 10/3/2015 11:42:40 AMyo mamas so ugly, when she was on the moon and we gave the moon up to the hive, they gave it back
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1 ReplyEdited by Jcfullrecords: 10/3/2015 12:10:12 PMYo momma is so fat the dreadnaught is the inside of her vag Yo momma is so stupid she thought the summoning pits was a religious practice Yo momma is so fat she calls the pocket infinity, the infinity hot pockets You momma is so fat that went she first heard "skolas" she thought she heard skittles Yo momma is so stupid the first time she played destiny she thought that it was going to read her future Yo momma is so dumb that she makes varicks sound like morgan freeman Yo momma is so fat that we are saved by her every time crotas summons oversoul because she eats it Yo momma is so fat that you didnt need solar nades to push atheon if she was on the team I tried, sorry if i suck
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Your mum is so fat her fire team can not return to orbit.
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yo moma so ugly, the oracles want to create a reality without her.
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Yo mama's so fat, she must be a Hunter's wife.
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Yo Mama so FAT, that she is the traverler.
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Yo mama wears hunter boots.
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Yo mamas so empty, she plays destiny because its empty too
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Youre mamas so fat, when she goes to the tower, Lord Shaxx says [quote][spoiler]YOURE CRUSHING THEM[/spoiler][/quote]
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1 ReplyYo mama's so ugly, she gave the Black Garden a heart attack...
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Yo mama so ugly, Oryx thought she was his sister
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Yo mama so ugly, Variks took one look at her and didn't want to dismantle mines...
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Perk: Moderate Damage to Yo Mama
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3 RepliesYour mom is Sooo [b][i]FAT[/i][/b], Not even the darkness can consume her!
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You mama so fat it took ghost a year to revive her. You mama so stupid she thought gjallerhorn was a type of jelly doughnut.
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1 ReplyEdited by BornPatriot: 10/2/2015 11:13:16 PM[quote]Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time. Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age. Yo mama so when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she is the traveler. Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze her. [/quote] Not going to lie, these are pretty good.
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she ate her nifty_buscuit handcannon
