Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo mommas so fat when she gets killed in crucible you get a we ran out of medals medal [spoiler]for those who don't get it. She counts as 25 people[/spoiler]
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Of all the ones mentioned in the post I died at [quote]gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote] but there are some pretty funny ones out there love the post
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Yo mama so fat when she spawns in the tower lord shaxx says YOURE CRUSHING THEM
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Edited by SaintAlfi: 10/4/2015 3:58:53 AMYo Mama [i]so[/i] ugly, Atheon didn't teleport her to Venus or Mars, but [i]THE HELL OUTTA HIS FACE[/i]
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Edited by Timeless: 10/4/2015 3:57:30 AMYo mama so fat, that when she spawned in to the final Oryx fight in King's Fall, she pushed him off the edge.
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Edited by HASEEB1: 10/4/2015 3:09:24 AMYour mama is so fat she can shoulder charge the whole fire team with one charge.
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Your mama so fat she takes up 6 spots in a fire team.
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Yo mama so ugly when she set foot on the moon, Dinklebot screamed," WE HAVE AWOKEN THE HIVE!"
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Edited by Heemenez: 10/4/2015 2:53:21 AMYo mama so fat, instead of shoulder charging, she belly charges. (Everyone complains to nerf her) It can take out [u]all[/u]the people in the crucible.
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Yo mama so ugly she's no sub-class.. Because nobody wants to teach her
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Yo mama so poor she found true love when looking at a legendary mark
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Yo momma so fat fat she jumped and had us all looking for a public event
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Yo mama so fat she caused the collapse by sitting down
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Yo mama so ugly even the darkness won't take her in
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Yo momma so fat she doesn't need to run from hammer of sol, she just sits on him.
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Yo momma so FAT that when she bent over, her butt crack was called the Twilight Gap.
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Yo mama so fat even dinklebot couldn't scan her.
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Edited by xALPHACLUTCHx: 10/4/2015 2:39:07 AMYo mama so old she helped the speaker get his job
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Yo mama so fat, When I shoot her with gally, I don't even need tracking.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Petra was a pirate
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Yo mama so short I miss took her for a shank in crucible
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Yo momma so ancient her exotic engrams turn into greens
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Yo mama so fat when she does prison of elders variks says "they will try to kill you, just sit on them"
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Yo mama so fat when she wears provincial royale people think she's a titan bubble
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Yo mama so old she helped create vex technology
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Your mommas so stupid, she dismantled gjallarhorn after getting from the first nightfall.