Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo mama so old, she be a Golden Age Relic yo.
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Yo mama so ugly, even Ogres be callin her Shrek.
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Yo mama so fat, she be pullin Warsats from orbit.
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Yo mama so fat when oryx saw her he wondered how she even got on the ship..
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Yo mama so fat, she can't dance... Because her stubby thumb can't reach the right button on the d-pad.
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Oh god I'm back in 7th grade...
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Yo mama so fat when you walk in her shadow it says "you are forever lost In the dark corners of YO MAMA"
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Yo mama so dumb she went up to the cryptarch, pulled out a gun, and stole a common engram.
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Your mama so fat, she's the eye of every storm.
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Your mama so ugly xur only comes on weekends to avoid her
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Your mama so ugly when she ran vault of glass after the patch Atheon jumped off to escape.
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Your momma is such a bitch she sent people to kill you, stole your soul then imprisoned your dad into a gun
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Your mama so old she's got home videos of the golden age
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Yo momma a so fat that the traveller hid behind her when Oryx showed up.
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Yo mama so fat her lard is 300 defense armor
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Edited by E-Sentinel: 10/4/2015 2:21:09 AMAyy lmao
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Yo mama so ugly, instead of her avoiding the gorgons, they avoided her
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Your mama so fat Gologoroth could gaze at her in Orbit.
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Yo mama so fat she has 4 robots servents, one for each quarter of her body. That's why they're called quartermasters
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Bumo later
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Yo mamas so ugly when you wake her up, your ghost shouts, "We've woken the hive!"
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Your mama is so dumb She thought hawkmoon was a lunar phase
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Yo mama so fat, that when she plays rift she eats the spark to ignited the rift
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Yo momma so ugly, when she talked to the speaker, he gave her his mask.
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Yo mama so poor her wallet is in reverse, taking the money of Bungie
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Yo mommas so fat when she gets killed in crucible you get a we ran out of medals medal [spoiler]for those who don't get it. She counts as 25 people[/spoiler]