Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo mama so fat when she tried to double jump the coding failed
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Your mamas so easy, the hood calls her destiny cause she grinds all day... Your mamas so dirty they labeled her vajayjay the vault of glass. Your mamas so ugly she turned the three bosses in black garden back to stone with one look. Your mamas so stupid she thought PvE was a STD. Your mamas so stupid she thought the vex mythoclast was a sex ed course. Your mama is so dumb she called a porn store asking to buy the jade rabbit thinking it was a dildo...
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Your mum is a warsat
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You mama so fat when she drops in from orbit everyone shouts warsat
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Your mommas so fat not even dedicated servers could satisfy her
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Yo mama so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit
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yo mama so fat her nickname in the school yearbook is " the forever eater"
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I call yo mama the Bungie forums. Cause she always full of dicks.
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Yo mama so fat the lanterns can't remove her weight of darkness Yo mama so ugly the Gorgons look away
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Yo mama so old she rode the travaller around space as a child
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Your mother is so ginormous that when she went to space, there was no more space
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Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit inside a fireteam
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Q: Destiny an MMO? Ha, what's massive about 16 players? A: one of them's your mum! (this was an actual thread here recently, the q wasn't mine, but I had to give that answer) 🚀
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Yo mama so fat, she works as an extra barrier for the war priest.
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Yo mama is so ugly she makes it to where there is no beauty in the delivery of Gjallarhorn.
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Edited by Equinox Shift: 10/4/2015 5:16:03 PMYo mama so stupid, she bough a snorkel to go to the reef.
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Yo mamma so fat she tried to eat the Burnt Marshmellow shader
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Edited by SeSsHoMaZaTioN: 10/9/2015 9:01:54 AMYo mama is so fat she can capture all three flags in control at the same time. Yo mama is so dumb she did Crota hoping the Black Hammer isn't a sniper rifle. Yo mama is so fat, one shader isn't enough to change her colour.
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Yo momma so fat that when we did a strike she came out on a hover round and they said "they're in a tank!"
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Edited by ooGR3YBUSHoo: 10/4/2015 4:25:00 PMYo momma so fat when she fell off the edge she killed the architets
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You mama so ugly she turned the gorgons to stone.
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To mama so fat when she sat down everyone thought it was her super.
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Yo mama so ugly even Xur was like, "damn I thought I had it bad."
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Yo mama so ugly lord shaxx said "send them home crying"
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Yo momma so FAT, when she Shadesteps, she crushes anyone under her. Yo momma so FAT, all Crucible lag comes from Bungie trying to fit her in the game. Yo momma so FAT, the Fireteam uses her to break the Wipeout Wall in Kings Fall raid.
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Yo mama so old, she be a Golden Age Relic yo.