Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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muted for being 10
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Edited by cmurder2344: 10/2/2015 8:42:21 PMYo momma so ugly even Oryx wouldn't take her. Yo momma so fat the Hive tried to build a hell mouth in her. Yo momma so fat Atheon couldn't teleport her. Yo momma has been used more than Gjallarhorn
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Yo Momma so Hive, deaf people three county's over know when you done messed up.
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Yo mama so fat, she uses the dreadnought as a dildo.
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Your mamas so fat Oryx decided to use her as the dreadnaught
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Yo Mama so dumb, she sharded her 310 raid gear to infuse some blues. [spoiler]Yo Mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money, etc[/spoiler]
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You mamma so ugly, she needs two tickets to go to the hellmouth One to get in and one to get out
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Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit
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Your momma so dumb she thought a hobgoblin was a goblin with one leg
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ive seen some pretty nasty things in my cellar, but your mom is the worst of them... Yo Mama so old, she went to High School with Oryx
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Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't marry her
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Yo mama so fat she's odds on favorite for the location of the Black Garden.
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Yo mama so ugly when atheon sees her, he throws himself off the edge. No grenades needed.
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Yo mama so dumb, she destroyed her flat screen tv after pointing the Universal Remote at it (year 1 joke)
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Yo momma so fat, anywhere she goes guardians try to protect her while she uplinks.
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Yo mama so fat when she shits it's considered a "darkness zone"
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Edited by Tac Town Chris: 10/2/2015 8:06:11 PMyo mama so ugly when she ask to be taken Oryx changed his name to the giving back king
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You're mama is so fat! She uses the Dreadnaught as a dildo!
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk. (Apparently yo mama is all over the destiny forums)
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Edited by RandaltheVandal: 10/2/2015 8:02:58 PMyo mamas so ugly when the gorgons see her [i]THEY[/i] die
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Edited by Genghis Johnson: 10/2/2015 8:03:19 PMYo momma so crazy she understands every goddamn word Eris Morn says. Yo momma's vajayjay so huge she uses servitors as Ben Wa balls.
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Yo mamas so fat the vault of glass is her vault
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Yo mamas so fat she had to wear the travelers hand me downs
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Yo Mama's so fat that she clogged up the Hellmouth when she tried to drop into the Abyss!
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Yo mamas so ugly when she pulls out here ghost hes facing the other wAy
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Yo mamas so old she gave birth to oryx