Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo mama so fat she used a orbiting warsat to take her picture for the 3-d model on the destiny app
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Yo Mammas so ugly the gorgons get yo Mammas gaze
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Yo mama so poor she worked 20 years as a thrail
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Yo mama so fat her farts are toxic nightstalker smoke
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Yo mama's so fat she tripped and staggered Oryx Yo mama's so dumb she's creating legacy engram satire threads Yo mama so stupid she hi fived a goblin Yo mama's so fat when she wears purple the Fallen start worshipping her Yo mama so fat Nolanbot said "let me out under the shrine" Yo mama so dumb Variks couldn't translate after he got on the comms
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Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"
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Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.
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Yo mama so old she "helped (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" oryx create crota
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Yo mama so ugly, the Fallen DID mind she took their Pikes.
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Yo mama so fat, she's got a built in Unflinching perk.
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Yo Mammas so dumb she tried to steal Crota's presents of Crota
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Edited by CRAZYZEE1: 10/10/2015 10:50:10 PMYo mama is so fat, she calls the traveller little light
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went into the hellmouth cuz she thought all the cheese was real cheese Yo mama is so fat, she ate all of crota's cheese
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Yo mama has such a horrible voice... the guardians thought she was a "DeathSinger" Haha... I have no life...
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Yo momma's so fat [spoiler]period[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat, when she got headshotted by fatebringer, she caused a supernova
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Yo mama slept with so many hunters she ended up catching cayde's....
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Your mama so fat, she consumed the darkness. your mama so ugly, she burn the gorgon's gaze. Your mama so ugly, the hive thought she was phogoth. your mama so ugly, she killed the oversoul every time it looked at her. your mam so fat, the shield brothers though she was a valus.
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Yo mama so ugly we'll never get oryx hard mode.
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Yo mama so fat, the Cabal have to go around cuz they ain't got big enough bombs for that.
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Yo mama so fat, the angel of light perk is disabled for her
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Yo mama so fat when she equipped chatterwhite, people thought she was the traveler.
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Yo momma so fat she was taken in pieces
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Yo mama so fat she used Fist of Havoc and created the Hellmouth.
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Yo mama so dumb she thought she could get a refund on the taken.
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Yo mama so fat when she tried to double jump the coding failed