Nice try, but it is more than obvious that no professional writer wrote this. The grammar is short and choppy, lacking in flare and color and has several mistakes. News writers speak in bullshit that is easy to identify.
English
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You would think, but modern journalism is a joke. Every news article I read these days is riddled with grammatical errors, misspellings and incorrect usage of words (there, their, to, too, etc)
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Maybe so, but the flair is there :)
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You haven't read the local papers here.
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Lol where is here
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Indianapolis
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Well then you're right, I havnt read those papers... Or any papers...