Candy Bleach Apple
-Buy a Carmel candy apple
-Glaze it with bleach
-Get candy sprinkles
-Force it into the Carmel
-The sprinkle will conceal most of the bleach
Double Bleach Burger
-Buy a double cheese burger
-Peel up the cheese best you could
-Place the bleach in between the glaze of cheese and the meat
-Place the cheese back down
-The sticky cheese should hold onto the bleach and shouldn't come out while being concealed by the layer of cheese
Bleached Coffee
-Buy coffee with the cream
-Spill some powder of bleach into it
-Put cream in it
-The cream should conceal the thought of there being white swirls in the coffee
Salad w/ Bleached Ranch
-Buy salad
-Pour out the ranch
-Glaze the ranch with bleach
-Stir
-Pour into the salad
-Bleach should be perfectly concealed from the ranch
Mashed Bleached Potatoes and Gravy
-Make/Buy Mashed potatoes and gravy
-Glaze the mashed potato with bleach
-Mix throughly
-Glaze gravy over the mashed potato
-Mashed potato completely concealed with gravy over it
Scrambled Bleached Eggs
-Get raw eggs
-Put powdered bleach in it
-Stir
-Fry the eggs in the pan as usual until it almost start to harden
-Add black pepper
-Black pepper should conceal it with the dots of black
Bleached Steak
-Get uncooked steak
-Cut slits in the steak
-Pour some powder into the slits
-BBQ it as usual
-The bleach should dissolve into the steak by the time it finished
I swear I'm not psychotic
[spoiler]Okay maybe just a little[/spoiler]
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