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Why are you lying?
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Can you not comprehend it's size?
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Did you just make my day?
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No, did I?
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Didn't it make me laugh? Did you want an actual answer or are you being a salamander?
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Don't you just love being a salamander?
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Isn't it almost as good as being an unladen swallow?
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I don't know, is it?
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Can either of us truly ever know?
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Can we?
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Would you like to try being salamanders together?
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no. thats gay af
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Why you assume I'm being gay, why you assume I'm a guy, why you no ask questions?
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Don't you know that girls don't exist?
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Then what would your aversion to guys be? How can girls not exist if I am one?
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Did you know that your entire life is a lie?
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How is my entire life a lie? Is it as much of a lie as your "big dick"? [spoiler]jk, I bet its very nice :)[/spoiler]
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Are you flirting with me?
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Are you flattering yourself, would you like it if I flirted with you?
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Would you be upset if I told you I was engaged?
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Do you think anything fun can really happen over the internet? How old are you?
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Do you not know what a joke is?
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What, are you not engaged? Is that your way of saying you want me to flirt with you ;)?
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Did you know that fun doesn't have to be sexual?
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Don't I like to have a little fun with people on my thread? What do you want to talk about?