Above is an actual ad on craigslist.
Edit: Added Meme to the Ad for comedy relief plus it kind of went hand in hand with it. Ha
Um. Can you say mom of the year? Seriously, this is parenting 101. Is your Kid a little pansy piece of shit that gets bullied all the time? Buy him some black people. Wait that came out wrong. Rent him some black people. And I may be an extreme optimist but I think this mom just solved bullying in America. We need a black kid rental system. You show up to a pre-determined spot, pick up your black friend, walk around school with them, make sure everyone sees you, then when the day is done you properly return your black kid to it’s initial spot so someone else can rent him at a later date. And I’m sure some people will say this is racist but it’s really not. It’s just being open about race. Black kids are far cooler than white kids and no one bullies a white kid cool enough to roll in the black crew. That’s just a fact. You may not want to say it out loud but it’s a stone cold truth. You want to stop getting bullied, you rent a black kid. Someone contact Shark Tank, we’re about to be billionaires.
PS. This is definitely the type of mom who will buy this kid a hooker when he turns 17 so he can lose his virginity. Sorry this Mom is retarded if this Ad wasn't meant to be funny.
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That boy is indeed an insufferable pussy.
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For that kind of money I should go in black face and pretend to be his friend. Ignore that fact I am probably much taller and older than him... and a ginger.
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I bet Bill Cosby hurried to this ad
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Please put all of these under a specific tag to be found more easily :)
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>throw egg at wall
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I just imagine Billy Dee Williams showing up at this guys door
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What do you mean black kids are cooler then white kids.
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I'd rather you could rent the Incredible Hulk. Then if the kid got bullied, Hulk smash!
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It's probably fake but still pretty stupid
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Lol keep these coming OG
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Jesus Christ, I just spit tea on myself. Pic itself wasn't that interesting, but your commentary was -blam!-ing gold.
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Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha "Is your son the biggest pansy bitch of the year? Buy him some black people"
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Edited by MommyMaker00: 9/29/2015 4:47:10 PMMaybe this kid should man up and fight back. Geez guys. But $15/hour. That's crazy. I'll take the job. Even though I'm white. But I can still fight.
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[i]eritas[/i]
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Edited by Divine Thunder2: 9/29/2015 3:14:28 PM
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I saw one titled Professional Black Man
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Edited by ChinNationFTW: 9/29/2015 3:56:56 AM$15 an hour!? Shit that's more than what most companies pay teen nowadays, awesome day right now only if i'm black.
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Edited by Aldrich: 9/28/2015 10:37:41 PMI met some shady characters on blackpeoplemeet.com [spoiler]HOLY -blam!- DUDE, IT'S AN ACTUAL SITE? [/spoiler] [spoiler] SOI-SOI-SOI-SOI-SOI _^___ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \________] I I --------/ [/spoiler]
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http://www.xblgamerhub.com/images/easyblog_images/1016/b2ap3_thumbnail_never-thought-id-die-fighting-side-by-side-with-a-playstation.jpg
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How much does shoe polish cost? Whatever, at $15/hr it will be easy to come out ahead.
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This is how slim Jesus made his drill time video.
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part of me wants to be offended for being objectified. the other part is strangely aroused. [spoiler]bbc for hire[/spoiler]
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XD oh my