*bear grills voice* as we can see here,there is a rare species of salt monsters living in the year two loot cave,now I must not state my opinions because they will become even more salty when I prove them wrong about something,oh no I've ran out of water and I can't pee looks like I'll have to drink the delicious tears of the salty monster see you next time I'm bear grills
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And I actually read that in his voice, complete with heavy breathing and long pauses he tends to have while performing some super duper feat of survival...