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A Guide To OffTopic/The Flood

[url=http://www.bungie.net]A Translation by PaulMarv[/url] Above us we have stickied Cosmo's welcome thread but this is an add on with elaboration to what makes up OffTopic. Also, be easy on the guy. He's a [url=http://i.imgur.com/jUr0tnt.png]frail man[/url] with good intentions. Now on to business. What is [url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=10]Offtopic/The Flood[/url]? That debate could go on for ages and really no one's definition or experiences here are the same. What we can agree on is that it's a pool of nonsense. There are times when someone shits in the pool but everyone keeps swimming. If you want an extensive [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-US/Forum/Post/67503871/0/0]History of the Flood[/url], DTL and SquirrelDude worked hard on creating an elaborate thread (with multiple versions) to explain it all. With so many people that come in and out of the forums it truly is no surprise how lush the culture can be. Over the years some of the most interesting ideas and groups have formed. We have had [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/63686480/1/0]Flood FanFiction[/url], [url=https://halo.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=11508891]sexy sangheili[/url], [url=http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/8d/8d7a70fc4d741d7904257ea9d9726b92365cab527f650529720e54880883f25a.jpg]mods who ban themselves[/url] for a nip slip, searches for [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/3393860/0/0]clockman[/url], [url=http://d.facdn.net/art/quirachen/1400270808/1400270808.quirachen_post.jpg]gay dragons[/url], yearly [url=http://tree.schwippy.com/comingsoon.php]Schwippy Trees[/url], and a [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Kitchen_8]Kitchen religion[/url]. We've frog blasted vent cores, toast/enveloped our crush, survived the onslaught of meatspin, and celebrated a day for your Porch. That's all in the past though and today we're moving forward with a new generation of OffTopic. A young generation who is sometimes unfamiliar with the inner workings of the site. Offtopic, along with the entirety of the site, is policed by [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Forum_Ninja]Forum Ninjas[/url]. Or Moderators. They work in their personal volunteered time to [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aJi0bOKQ_-I/T83c0si0SyI/AAAAAAAAADQ/lGPGsq_6Dxw/s320/Keep_It_Clean.png]Keep it Clean[/url]. The experience can become overwhelming and some what isolating as clear answers to questions are rather difficult to find. In order to help ease that I'll do my best to explain the tools at your disposal. Here on Bungie we have a mute feature. This is exceptionally useful for spammers, "trolls" or simply those who make your enjoyment here lesser. When you click on their profile you have the option to "mute". If you're muting them for violating the CoC remember to [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/142686082]report[/url] them! If it's a long standing issue then message a moderator. They can help! It's what they're here for. There is also an option to hide threads. I personally find this wonderful for hiding threads that I no longer wish to see which are constantly on front page. Or master threads that no longer hold interest. There's no shame or ill intent that comes with hiding threads. Your time here is for your enjoyment. You can follow users as well. Particularly this is nice when people change their name or avatar often. Easily keep track of those who you fancy and FEEEED THEIR EGO at the same time. [spoiler]As this moves along I will edit this thread appropriately[/spoiler] Interesting Bits [url=http://halo.bungie.net/projects/default.aspx]Bungie's Previous Game Installments [/url] [url=http://halo.bungie.net/forums/default.aspx]Bungie's Layout Before B.Next[/url] [url=http://halo.bungie.net/news/content.aspx?cid=631]Welcome To Bungie.Net[/url] [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/User:Cortana_5]Cortana 5[/url] is and always will be Queen of the Flood [url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59657002]The Flood Library[/url] [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/70287515/0/0]Redirection of Destiny Topics[/url]

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  • Bump

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    • Did you actually leave?

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      • #Community

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        • NECRO

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        • BUMP

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        • So much nostalgia!

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        • It's nice that your doing this, but some could share that you are becoming the gist of offtopic by posting this. [spoiler]It's whatever. You're still a cool user. And you are creative. [/spoiler]

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          • Looking at the Flood Library.... Wow, it's incredible how much stuff like that existed back then. Here's a bump.

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            • Holy shit, "keep it clean" brought me back to when ODST was set to release. I remember everyone scrambling to find clues hidden on bungie.net. That was such a cool promo. What was that thing called? The Janitor or something? Also, for the new guys, don't hate on the ninjas. If you get banned, it's okay, it's not the end of the world, you'll be back to posting soon. If you are banned, however, don't try to act like you didn't deserve it. I don't want to hear it. Nobody cares for it. The ninjas are users who have been here for a while, who Bungie asks to help out around here because they know that these people will look for the company's best interest. What does it say about the company with a T-rated game if their online forums are uninviting, and allow porn and offensive content? Please stop admiring and idolizing the people who break the CoC. I find it entirely cringeworthy that someone like Engrapadora or NoiselessPurse has a fanbase. Engrapadora is nothing special. Same with Nubbin and Dorit. You can go and download gigabytes of clop porn, hentai, and scat on the internet if you really wish to see it. And past that all it takes is the ability to sit in front of a screen for a while and press copy and paste. I know this because I've done the same thing but with booty pics. Noiseless purse is nothing special. God is not real. You're wrong. I'm smart. I'm not baiting I'm educating. Blah blah blah. It's really not hard to do what he does. Stop giving him and any other people who post something offensive about religion/politics so much attention. The only reason why these "trolls" (I really wouldn't call it trolling but whatever) are so prevalent is because [b]you give them the attention they want.[/b] If you see a post that attacks another belief, I'll save you the guess work, [b]they are only trying to piss those people off.[/b]

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              • flood is dead, long live destiny.net

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                • Oh look a wannabe ninja. Don't try to explain off-topic/flood, it is a ever changing entity that will devour anyone's sense of judgment distorting the very fabric of a unsuspecting user who has fallen pray to this area of the forum. Oh maybe you can explain off-topic/flood

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                  • Why do you kill animals?

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                      It saddens me that Offtopic is taking so long to meld as a community and start making new lasting stories as a group. But then again, it still seems like 70% of the people here turn over every few months. We have very few veterans around to influence the masses toward any sort of direction, and not enough newbies sticking around long enough to form a new culture. Sure, there's a few relatively new peeps like Finn who have been awesome so far, but just too much turnover and too many terrible bait bitches sticking around because this place is full of easy targets. One thing I noticed when I was creating the history thread was that a lot of our most entertaining times as a community came from the actions of people who were considered "trolls" or "bad members" as they were being "rebellious" against the overly strict rule system. The difference being that people have simply become lazy and non creative because we get away with just about anything. I dunno. Just my mid-day ramblings on it all. Also.. FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!! Also, also.. ALL HAIL CORTANA!!!

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                      • Well, this among several of your other posts have inspired me to actually start making Quality Threads instead of merely posting on them. And I think that's the main issue.

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                        • [quote] FEEEED THEIR EGO[/quote] That sounds like work

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                        • Smi: dropping the knowledge bomb on #Offtopic. Great post as usual. May I also suggest you link the Bungie wiki as well? That's probably one of the best places to find the history of Bungie.net since its maintained by active users/fans.

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                          • Nice job. Good post Smiggles!

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                          • Good post. Reminds me of what our little community should be like.

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                          • bump

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                          • Bungie's old layout was god tier. Still don't understand why they scrapped and turned it into this shitty format

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                            • Edited by Mooffin Man: 9/28/2015 6:12:41 PM
                              [i]"Offtopic" By Da Mooffin Man[/i] Offtopic is love Offtopic is life And if you abandon us The last thing you will see is a knife.

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                            • tl:dr

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                              • It makes me sad to see that this subforum used to be non cancer. I wish i was there.

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                                • Well done Smi!

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                                  • The older I get the rowdier this place gets, generally speaking.

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                                    • I'm not gay.

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