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Vanilla Pudding - An enthralling tale.

>On school coach to British museum >Pissing about with friends >Extremely long journey >Nobody knows how long the ride will last >ThisIsNotWorthIt.png >Head to back of coach >Easy 8/10 sitting alone, lost in thought >DontFu[i]c[/i]kThisUp.jpg >Open mouth to speak >"Oh hey, you come here often?" >Regret opening mouth >Girl giggles >Everyone is looking at me >Thinking what to say now >Offered to sit down >Nearly at museum, people still staring >ThisIsAwkward.png >Have to sit down before I look any more stupid >EmbarrassedAF.gif >Finally get to museum >Lazy ass teacher tries to get everyone into single file >"One straight line, for Christ sake!" >OMGF worst teacher award goes to... >Reach security post thingy >Everyone's bags get searched >Vanilla pudding pulled out my bag >"Eugh!" Security guards don't like vanilla pudding apparently >Return to group on other side of search line, kids walk over to me >"You like vanilla pudding- WTF?" >Bitch needs a kick in the teeth >Order the bastards to back off before I unleash the Dragon >"Do you know who I am, bitch?" he says >You're gonna get it now, mother-blam!-er. >Walk right up to his face >Assess where the most damage can be done to him as quickly as possible >Let the battle commence >Karate kick to the neck, he's out for the count already >ThatWentBetterThanExpected.png >His buddies all come at me at once >Easy 8/10 girl runs over to help me >Damn, son - she's a black belt in Taekwondo >Intervention.gif >Not even Chuck Norris could've unleashed the amount of devastation she did to the 4 pricks >"Oh, shit!" >Security guards come over and arrest us both >All this happened because they dissed my vanilla pudding > Undoubtably, the worst part about experience was that I was on a 3 1/2 hour coach ride to go to a museum that I was only in for two minutes before being arrested >Remembering this story of my youth, I should've told you to read the first letter of every sentence.

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