I slaved away a full 13 min in a strike to get my exotic engram to drop!!
I wooed rahool for 4 straight days before decrypting that bad boy
I'd bring him drinks, I payed for his meals, I listened to his mad ramblings about symbols for hours, I 1v1ed anyone who complained about his skills
When night came about, I shook my Exo ass for his entertainment, he'll i even got an awoken female to strip for him, we then had a three way, I cried for hours after but he won't know that
After he used me and got real close I finally got him to crack and made the ultimatum, hawk moon or no more Exo booty
He caved in and I got my hawk moon
Not I have to wear cat ears and a leash but the supercell will be worth it I know
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