Ok so everybody has farted in public, give me your stories! The funnier the better!
I'll post mine soon...
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Never really myself because I really don't care when I fart...but my grandma farted and I held my laughter. I ended up passing out and the doorknob broke my fall.i woke up confused then remembered and started to laugh hysterically
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So in class I had to fart so I decided to try and drop a textbook to cover the sound of the fart. Trouble is the timing was off so the sound of the book drop drew all eyes on me and then the fart happened.
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In the 6th grade I did a 360 quick scope and let it out on my friend and he took it and enjoyed it
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I have ninja farts.
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NECROBAMP
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Mine was at work. I was putting a ton of hay in the back of a guys truck. I got on top of the stack and squatted down to pick up a bale, and ripped ass. The guy laughed. It stank.