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9/24/2015 12:32:59 AM
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-Licanis comes up and pokes your eyes out then hops in her suit of armor-
Theron: "Hey daego let me guess for the ladies"
Hashmael: "Hmm what about them they're all in swimsuits"
Elizabeth: "Perverts the lot of you"
English
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- smiles and rubs his eye-" hey its just an instinct Elizabeth, are you mad i wasn't checking you out?"
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Elizabeth: "Daego I want you to stand up and yell i'm a pervert" (She uses her talker feat)
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- shrugs- " IM A PERVERT" -turns to wink at Elizabeth- " i do what i do huh?"
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Elizabeth: "You have no honour do you"
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-shrugs-" honor is...unnecessary."
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Elizabeth: "Yes it is"
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- he proceeded to turn a knob on his ears turning off his hearing- " at least i can read lips... Well thats not the only thing i do with them" -he winks at licanis-
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-You see she's nowhere to be found-
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" awww man" -turns to theron- " shes a shy one huh? Well, how's your day going?"
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Edited by BlindSwift: 9/24/2015 1:53:51 AMTheron: "It's fine however Hashmael doesn't understand sexual appeal" -You look to see him surrounded by different girls and he just keeps pushing through them while earnin glares from guys-
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- daego smiles- " HEY HASHMEAL YOU A STUD MUFFIN. Poor guy but he's better than you."
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-You turn around to see he stole a girl you were tlaking to-
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- shrugs- " i got plans later with a cyborg named kat i hope it goes well"
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-He leaves with her in awe- "Hmm ah you mean that girl"
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" hehe she left a loooooong time ago"
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"I saw her a couple days ago"
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" yeah she was sooooo chill. Can you uhhh stay away dude?"
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"Hmm I think she's taken but I don't hook up with people remember"
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" yeah you just flirt"
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"Corect"
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" we need to find you a woman"
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"Why I don't have any" -You notice a group of girls watching him-
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- the rest of the night ensues in a fabulous time in bed whilst our heroes theron and daego bone 10 different girls at once-
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"Hey daego stop daydreaming" -You feel a small tap on your head-
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-oh crap-" right lets just try to pick up chicks
