What does your guardian eat?
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Pussy
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They eat dick[spoiler]cause they're a girl[/spoiler]
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Motes of Light, duh
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the tears collected from all the nerf posts
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Moes southwest grill
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Normal food. Don't mention pizza.
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All of the money I throw at the screen
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Your mothers vagina [spoiler]its a very dirty dish[/spoiler]
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Pussy
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butt [spoiler]as if it were part of a balanced breakfast[/spoiler]
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Eris' booty
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Booteh
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Any booty he can find :D
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Benjamins
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Tears
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Pieces of shit for breakfast
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Pieces of shit like you for breakfast
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Amanda the shipwright 😏
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Doesn't eat. Just drinks the tears of of other fallen guardians.
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Makers Mark, cocaine, and a bit of Molly water....only way to get all that energy constantly jumping around and numb the pain of getting blown up/shot to death multiple times a day
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Glimmer
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Sandwiches
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Nothing because we are all dead guardians.
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Food!